IS BEING POOR A CRIME???????????

its noon

sun is on its cruel best

scorching down and threatening every living creature

every human being trying to save him from this nature's cruelety

rich people use to go out in their luxury cars with shades and air conditioning on

middle class people trying to avoid the travel via bus

nd pulling out there vehicles in the extreme unavoidable conditions

then comes the class which i say cursed by god....the lower class

they dont hav any option with them 

they are the ones who suffers the most and prays to god for pouring water from heaven

i saw a 5 year old kid lying under a temporary shelter and hot air had every possible entry in that shelter 

and that kid's mother was trying to cover his body with her clothes

my eyes were moist by now 

i had my niece(bhaanji) sitting next to me and i realised how painful is to see ur loved ones facin the unavoidable circumstances

i had scolded my sister several times for lettin my niece go out without any footwears

but after seeing that kid i thought that his mamu can only hope and pray for a piece of bread from god instead of all the luxuries

then i realised that being poor is crime in today's life

u can't do anything other then lettin ur closed ones die in scarse of medicines

u can't do anything when ur child asks for a precious toy

u can't do anything when u hav one quilt and 5 faimly members to sleep in
u can't do anything when u hav to take the rejected fruits for ur faimly as so called "for a change sweet"

u can't do anything when a person in a car shows his frustration on u even when u havn't done anything

why the RS1 increase in kerosene oil changes their home budget totally

why lord why

i always keep on asking this question from the almighty now and again

but sometimes his silence kills me................

bas awei post kiya

its a new day....

nuthin new as such but yes india posted a very decent total on board(i.e 339/6 in 50 overs) with yuvi's bright 131,haan aaj i hav attended a marriage nd in that the bridegroom got AUDI A4, comeon yaar i looooooove that car and to get that as present u need to be overlucky sometimes,haan1 more thing our trio(rohan khushal and me) are plannin for a  hangout this weekend at khushal's place with our beloved cricket to make us feel terrific durin this hectic life........

JUNE SUCKSSSSSSS

well well well................

if you are a cricket fan then honestly it must be a bad month for u ,i mean india kicked out of world cup and wat worse PAKISTAN won it..............it was the last thing i ever wanted......well u cant do much in that........other than that my life is all about pain now(sayin physically)..durin one of my swimming lessons i got a leg injury....i was havin some back problem now its on verge of surgery(to be done on 10th of july)...cough and cold also hav a gr8 affection from me these days.....all in all everythin is fucked up......

looking forward to india's match tomorrow(true fans never loose hope ;))

nd wat else......mmmmmmm..........yes i have learnt how to swim backwards i dont know wat it calls technically but now i can sleep on water with my head up as long as possible........

one more thing i HATE MTNL.........they havent declared the result yet comeon yaar how lazy one can be against their duties.:(

rest is all fine

love to update u on a daily basis

nd i love myself (go on call me self obsessed i don give a damn)

I KNOW WHO KILLED HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he just opens his eyes slowly nd with half opened eyes he searches his cell phone which use to under his pillow....its 6:30 am 

he surprises bcoz it was jus half an hour ago he tried to get a sleep

whole night passed by but she didnt called him .....

now he jus try to convince himself may be she was tired,may be she forgot,may be her mother was around..she must had some unavoidable reason but she could hav messaged me , he jus defends and argues her inside his heart,donno wat to do...oh yes let i shud not disturb her right now, a message will work......

09:30am       

no sign of her call, message

now i m sure she must hav slept late at night nd dat was the reason for last night wait but its a weekday nd she must have left for her office by now she must've seen my message but y she didnt replied

11:00am

cell rings........

but its not the ringtone which i hav set against her no.

so no excitement it was a service call.............fcuk off

01:00pm  

cell rings again  

this tym it was her

 every complaint was history now 

 he was happy that finally she called nd she will give the right reason for last night wait he said "helloooooo(yawning)(to show that he was asleep and he was not waiting for her) she said" what is this , why were u calling like insanes, i was with my friends and it  was very weird, "

                   shaun said" i was jus worried about u thats y............"

                   jane replied "dont u do it again"

                   shaun -"okkk sorrry baby "

                   jane hangs up without sayin bye which use to be out of her manner list

01:30pm  

shaun waited for about half an hour for her call back but no one called

01:45pm  

shaun called 

shaun -"u didnt said bye before hanging up"

jane -"look shaun i m very busy nd y u always keep on findin the reason to fight with                                 me, i left home with a very good mood but u spoiled it all, now byeee"

                  

                Shaun had moist eyes nd he had nothing to say now he decides not to call her again

                 he keeps on cryin and cryin, no one was around to stop him to cry, other than his                            faimly with whom he never shared anything about jane, he has to check out for them                      so that they should not see him crying,

03:00pm

shaun thinks to message her

"i m sorry about last night but i called jus bcoz i cared for u nd u shouted at me, u must                     be annoyed with ur work but i miss u thats y i keep on calling u but if u dont want i                         wont call u again"

03:45pm  

 shaun watchin soccer but no intrest in knowin the scores

                                                                                                        

BARBAAD HO GAYE ( PAK IN FINAL)

actually na log apne dukhon se jyada doosron ke sukhon se dukhi hain

ab ise hi le lo main kal match(south africa v/s pakistan) dekh raha tha aur yeh dua kar raha tha ki south africa jeet jaye 

nahhhh .......u got me wrong i dont support south africa , i did it bcoz i hate pakistan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hands down i know every indian do

but temme why we dont want good team to win the match y we always think india should win no matter how they plays

when some indian batsman hits the ball in the air instead of sayin that why he did that 

we pray "bhagwan yeh feilder catch chod de ................"

kya bakwaas hai yeh

woh sala feider apni aisi ki taisi karane ke liya khada hua hai kya wahan pe

ghazab hai sab bhai 

ab dost kehte hain yaar kuch bhi ho jaye pakistan nahi jeetna chahiye arre main kehta hoon apne bande toh sambhale nahi gaye 

semi final mein bhi nayhi pahunche aur baakiyon ko kehte ho final mein jaake bhagwaan unko hara de

yaar ab main samjha bhagwaan kisi ko dikhta kyon nahi hai

aggar maanlo bhagwaan ne ek office khol rakha hota na dharti par toh kasam se roz pathrao hota 

furniture foonk deti public

bada chatur chalak hain bhagwaan ji

MORAL:-

whatever i hav written it doesnt matter i HATE PAKISTAN a loooottttttttttt

SUPER 7's OF LIFE

hey
kya yaar zindagi se thak gaye hain
zitne bhi dost hain aas paas ya toh woh apni job mein busy hain ya fir unki shaadi ho rahi hai ,
kya zindagi mein bas yehi 2 kaam reh gaye hain kya
khair koi marta hai toh mare par doston ke liye kabhi kabhi bahut bura lagta hai
waise kuch bhi ho shaadi ka thoda excitement to hota hi hoga
thank god ki mere gharwalon ne mujhpe koi pressure nahi dala hua aur koi ladki bhi nahi hai jo yeh kehti ho ki mere gharwale zyada wait nahi kar sakte aur humein shaadi kar leni chahiye(lolzzzzzzzzz) toh ab zindagi mein sirf swimming,eating,sleeping,thoda sa studying and repeating hi reh gaya hai,waise kal raat ko main XMEN ORIGINS WOLVERINE dekh raha tha kya movie thi yaar dil khush hi ho gaya,ghazab ka action tha usme toh, hugh jackman rockkksssssss
baaki main govinda ki movies ka bahut bada fan hoon
waise LOVE ke baare mein meri bhi badi deep research hai bataunga zaroor
bade saare facts hain kuch toh abhi batata hoon
maine waise yeh topic of discussion ek dost ka churaya hai par har kisi ko haq hai ki kisi bhi topic pe discuss kare
toh i will tell u about gud and bad facts about post and pre love hate relationships

so here we go.............

WHAT U ALWAYS MISS or FEEL AFTER BREAKOFF

1. no one who cares whether ur cell phone is with u or not.

2. no one cares what r u wearing today

3. no one cares whether u had ur food or not

4. no one cares whats latest in ur life

5. u keep on unlockin and lockin the cell's keypad ,looking for any missed call      from her.

6. u keep on makin her say that she is sorry nd she wanna comeback aur aap thoda bhav khao

7. no calls for 3-4 days makes u think more and more about her

WHAT 'S THE BEST PART AFTER BREAKOFF

1. full on neend(sleep)

2. doston ke saath tympass ka bumper mauka

3. pocket no more required in ur shorts to keep ur fon wid u

4. hamesha free rehna aur doston ko bolna "main free hoon tu bata"

5. roz shaam hote hi koi bhi cricket/soccer match dekhna

6. most important hamesha WEALTHY rehna, koi udhaar nahi doston ka

7. no one to force u for stayin clean i m clean shaven short hairs nd all that stuff

WHAT YOU DO WHEN EVERTHIN IS OVER

1. always keep on cursing urself  that she was always right

2. always keep on searchin occasions to keep her happy

3. always tryin to convince her that she is the most important person of his life(honestly)

4. loads of love messages conveyed to her on daily basis

5. never and never arguing with her again

6. making her realise that now i no more take u for granted

7. misiin and missing her a looooooooootttt and still loving her like hell

MORAL OF THE LOVE STORY:-

ab pachtaye hot kya jab chidiya chug gayi khet

TOUR de LIFE part 2

haan part 1 ki aseem safalta ke baad fir se aapke seher mein aa gaya hai part 2 part 2 part2 ,,

toh sharanpur ke raaste mein humne gaadi roki ek dhaabe pe,wahan sabse pehle toh sabne apne body se water content loose kiya(i hope u got me),fir chacha ne sabse poocha ki kya khana hai ,apni jyadatar zindagi aaloo ke parathon mein nikli toh maine toh parathe mangaye aur baaki sabne bhi kuch kuch khane ka manga liya, fir sab thoosne ke baad hum aage nikal liye...................fir wahi faaltu ki bakwaas aur meri light si comedy ne aur bhaiyon ke zabardast comment ne raaste ko kaafi chota bana diya.......le de ke 4 ghante mein hum dehradun pahunch gaye,wahan ek pavitr sthan hai SAHASTRADHARA wahi pe uske paas ek water park hai JOYLAND jahan pe humne dera jamane ka program bana liya(thanx to chacha ji)......bhai kasam se water park ko dekh kar mere andar ka paani premi jaag utha, dil khush ho gaya aur jo rinku hai na use toh humne naam hi AMPHIBIAN de rakha hai kyonki paani dekhte hi uske gills prakat ho jaate hain aur woh kudi maarne ko betaab ho jaata hai.......toh humne 3 rooms liye

1. chahcha chahchi rasagya

2. aashi chikki rinku

3.main aur mishu

waise toh hum saari raat taash khelte the aur soote waqt apne rrom mein rehte the

i mean hum paancho room 2 aur room 3 ke sadasya

bas usdin toh shaam tak water park mein hi tan geela kiya aur kaafi thak gaye the par fir bhi hamara taash prem kaafi ufaan maar raha tha toh humne Rs 10 per head laga ke maine chikki aashi aur mishu ne patte shuru kar diye

raat hote hote main kangaal ho gaya aur un teeno ke paas laakhon rupye ho gaye;)

bas fir hum so gaye aur kal ka plan bana ki hum mussourie jayenge

end of part 2

main tairrrr sakta hoon

haan toh bhailogon

2nd june ko maine swimming join ki thi par kinhe reasons ki wajah se next swimming class(under rohan sir lolzzzz) kal(15th june)  thi.

haan toh kya seekha maine,those who know me it will sound funny but i hav been sucessful in keeping my body light i mean float karne laga main.. haan kuch chuninda log kahenge ki mere sharir mein hawa bahut jyada hai isliye it was quite easy for me

but aisa kuch nahi hai aur badi faadu mehnat lagi thi sala isme,,

toh bhaiya ab mujhme aur michael phelps mein kuch jyada faasla nahi reh gaya hai,,

mere ek dost ne kaha hai ki spaces na diya karu apne bloggs mein woh gluing factor nahi reh jaata,

waise us dost ne kabhi zindagi kaam ki salah nahi di sivay yeh ulte pulte suggestions ke,

bas 1 ghante ki hi thi swimming class usme itna hi seekha tha jitna likh diya

AAG LAG GAYI T20 WORLD CUP KOOOOOOO

ok ok finally its time to say some bitter truth about india........

yeah by now u might hav recognised that i m gonna talk about india's poor run in T20 world cup

kya bakwaas hai yeh 

itni buri haalat

i mean they were considered as favourites what happened to them ????????????

i m still one of india's biggest fan but i will still say that they deserved to win in this tournament

i mean if u r not playing good cricket then u deserve this...........

and wat happened to dhoni 

i havent seen him playin good cricketing shots in past year or so

where is that fearless batsman

why he has started playin this wicket saving cricket

okk u temme y the hell he comes to bat at no.3 when there is bangladesh or ireland or a small target to chase

nd where the hell he put himself when a real blitzkrieg innings is required by him

sahi mein yaar

mood kharaab ho gaya

i m not pointing towards there commitment but as it is said "NOTHIN COMES FOR FREE"

u hav to play good cricket to make oothers call u a champion team

honestly speakin by seeing there present form they don't deserve to win this cup

ADIOS

TOUR de LIFE

hey mitron

jitna likha hai utni hi command hai english pe

par is se koi khaas afsoos bhi nahi hai kyonki mere ek dost ne kaha hai ki fark shabdo se padta hai bhasha se nahi

i hope u got me ryt

khair

ab likhna shuru karte hain

waise kaafi sust aadmi hoon main

mujhe kareeb se jaan ne walo ko nahi bata raha hoon they r well aware of this fact

waise har baar blogg likhne ka koi na koi purpose to hota hai

is baar bhi hai

aap sabko apne tour(i should say my life first ever tour) ke baare mein batane ka...............

baat hai 4th june ki jab dophar ko fon baja 

actually my aunt called me up and told me about their tour plans

i was surprised as it was totally out of my expectations

but then i borrowed some tym from her for some decision making

actually there were many luring things about that offer namely

1. my cousins were also going alongwith my uncle and aunt(aree unke bache , mere bua ke dono ladke .........samjhe)

2. i have never been involved in tours and all

3. there was a well amount of tym left before my next exam i.e on 10th june

so i took my mother's point of view and i said yes to my aunt........................

yipeeeeeeeeeeee

i was quite happy about this tour 

my uncle send car to my place in the evenin to pick me up so that all of us can leave at one go from his home only

i had butterflies in my stomach

akkk cutting everythin short i'll take u to the next morning

now we were all set to rockkk

my uncle asked me to tie all the baggages on SCORPIO(our dragon vehicle) top so that there shouldnt be any maraa mari for space inside it

hum subah 0715 hrs pe ghar se chal diye

chikki(my cousin) ne kaha ki woh raste mein mil jayega

to finally gaadi mein

main,chacha,chachi,rithvik,rasagya(unke bache),aashi(meri bua ka ladka),aur raste se humne driver raaju ko bhi le liya tha

aur haan chacha ne apni PRESTIGOUS RED SIREN bhi le liya tha 

bahut kaam aaya woh baad mein.............................. sab bataunga thand rakho

toh haan

raste se humne chikki(mere chacha ka ladka) ko bhi baitha liya

to ab

chachi ko dhyaan aaya ki unhone shayad jaldbaazi mein apne farmhouse(jo ki narela mein hai) ki light off nahi kii

toh chacha ne via narela jaane ka plan bana liya

narela(meri buaji bhi rehti hain) jaise hi hum gaye toh mishu jiska koi plan nahi tha woh bhi lapak liya dekhkar ki bade maze aa jayenge trip pe

toh bhaiya ab serious waali bheed ho gayi thi scorpio mein

dekho aur hisaab lagao

chacha chachi rasagya aage,

main mishu aashi beech mein

driver rinku chikki peeche

to sooch lo kaha jagah bachne waali thi aur uspe bhi peeche waali seat mein leg space itna ki rinku aur chikki ke pairon ka khoon jamne waala tha

toh bhaiya hum chal pade

chacha ki badi gandi waali driving i mean badi tez aur full to brakes waali

hum sonepat pahunche wahan se pata kiya ki saharanpur kaun sa rasta jaata hai

hum uspe ho liyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ab baaki kahani ispe mile hue comments ke baad hi sunaunga

byeeeee