A NIGHT AT THE POLICE STATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haan haan khush ho jao but its nuthin like that........

waise i should say it was one of my worst day ever,as u know i use to go for swimming everyday from 8 to 9 pm,aaj bhai bhi bola woh bhi chalega,i sadi ok and everythin was normal, rohan came by his car and we both took the bullet,before leavin for pool we just left our cellfones(chikki's and mine's) in car and rohan left his wallet(tommy hilfiger;)),when we came back ,what we say that the non driver side's glass was broken and it took a second to realise what we hav lost but that thief left rohan's wallet nd took the money alongwith him,we were spellbound but still jaise taise we came to our place and called on emergency no.( dail 100),and after 2 hours of delay the called us to the police station and that was my first nd hope so last visit to a station in that kind of situation and there they started sayin ki "aapko jahan vardaat(aksar aajtak pe suna hai yeh naam) hui thi wahi se 100 no. pe call karna tha, ab aapko rohini police station padega". we said ryt now i mean at 0100hrs at night, he said "haanji bilkul". then we left for rohini police station ,there they stopped me outside sayin that women staff is inside and u cant go there in ur shorts(;)),so chikki said ok i will go and he came out after 15 mins and said A.S.I has said kal aake phone le jana bcoz he mentioned my uncle's name(Mr Rishi Pal,Addl. D.C.P South Delhi),so dekhte hain uska kal kab hota hai but i hav no hopes of gettin it back, so sorry guys u wont be able to contact me in upcomin few days but why the hell some of u are laughin .......ohh u r relieved that i wont call u anymore.  

FEDEX WON BUT RODDICK PLAYED BETTER

it was 4 hour and 15 minutes of intoxicating tennis and finally it was federer with all smiles and no tears bcoz roddick gave him one of the toughest match of all tym,

comeon yaar after playin so damn well how can roddick lose,

actually honestly even i peayed for federer but by the tym i watched roddick's game it was too late,

nevertheless roddick have added millions of fans to his fan list including me ;)

i mean 16-14 that close and federer have no idea of roddick's serve

but one should not forget that fedx fired over 50 aces and they are enough to destruy the opponent,

anyway hail to federer for 15 grand slam titles(with 6 wimbeldon) surpassing pete(14),

wat was good was the way roddick said sorry to pete for not being succesful in holding fedx from breakin the record,that was quite a sweet talk in that tough tym(i mean after losing)

another news thats coming up is due to rain there is no match b/w india and windies today and india won the series by 2-1

well done indian cricket team bravo

HUM JEET GAYEEEEEEEE

YES YES YES

THEY DID IT !!!!!!!!!  THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INDIA had the last laugh yesterday when they beat WINDIES by 6 wickets in thier own backyard,oh gosh i m so happy ;)

as i said in my previous posts that dhoni should come up the order and he did this tym nd it worked for indian team

dhoni made super effective 46*,nd the six at the second ball of last over it did the job,i just raised my hands with joy in the air after that six,india was comfortably home by now, so now india hav a 2-1 lead in the series,maza aa gaya kasam se;)

GAY HO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wahhhhh

pata nahi khush ho ya dukhi

kyonki agaar khush hue to log galat samjhenge(aur collegemates will say"we knew it, he is gay") aur agar dukhi hote hain to" right of equality for everyone" is in danger,waise we hav few pro's and co's of gay legalisation

merit :-

. u get few guys in competition as they vanish in couples(gays)

demerit :-

similarly, in a country with mere 927 gals on an average per 1000 guys, even gals will vanish in couples(lesbians)......;(

                                               toh le deke na khaya piya kuch nahi gilaas toda barah aana,waise gay have many benifits,as noone can doubt why two guys stay for hours together.

                                   

 

its too late to APOLOGIZE

its been years since i hav lost u now it hardly matters whose fault it was,

neither sayin that it was "ur(her's) fault" gonna bring back the tym which i hav spend cryin for u,

nor the more justifyin attitude of urs  gonna hurt me anymore,

i always tried to be the one u liked and wanted,

but after everything it looks like u came in my life jus to bring changes to me,

i know nobody dies without anyone but i will always say that things would have been much more beautiful if u would have been there with me,

i can't say that i don't love u anymore but now i have started living without u,

all i know is that the way u use to wait for me after school just to say GOODBYE,

now i dont even know whether i m gonna see u again in my life or not,

a major part of my heart wanna see u again but the other want a proper reason for that meeting,

all i can say now that 

I WISH I WOULD HAVE SAID I LOVE YOU TO YOU MANIER TIMES WHEN IT MATTERED TO YOU

now I LOVE YOU is just like another three words or a ghost from past

and u feel uncomfortable when i say that to u,

i never knew that a teenage love can deliever that much pain,

when i saw u in school u looked like a little gal who is very eager to go home after school,

i loved u since 7th grade

but now may be a BEST FRIEND tag is all i can get from u

yes its true

now when i m on verge of breakin and destruction

its TOO LATE TO APOLOGISE  

IS BEING POOR A CRIME???????????

its noon

sun is on its cruel best

scorching down and threatening every living creature

every human being trying to save him from this nature's cruelety

rich people use to go out in their luxury cars with shades and air conditioning on

middle class people trying to avoid the travel via bus

nd pulling out there vehicles in the extreme unavoidable conditions

then comes the class which i say cursed by god....the lower class

they dont hav any option with them 

they are the ones who suffers the most and prays to god for pouring water from heaven

i saw a 5 year old kid lying under a temporary shelter and hot air had every possible entry in that shelter 

and that kid's mother was trying to cover his body with her clothes

my eyes were moist by now 

i had my niece(bhaanji) sitting next to me and i realised how painful is to see ur loved ones facin the unavoidable circumstances

i had scolded my sister several times for lettin my niece go out without any footwears

but after seeing that kid i thought that his mamu can only hope and pray for a piece of bread from god instead of all the luxuries

then i realised that being poor is crime in today's life

u can't do anything other then lettin ur closed ones die in scarse of medicines

u can't do anything when ur child asks for a precious toy

u can't do anything when u hav one quilt and 5 faimly members to sleep in
u can't do anything when u hav to take the rejected fruits for ur faimly as so called "for a change sweet"

u can't do anything when a person in a car shows his frustration on u even when u havn't done anything

why the RS1 increase in kerosene oil changes their home budget totally

why lord why

i always keep on asking this question from the almighty now and again

but sometimes his silence kills me................

bas awei post kiya

its a new day....

nuthin new as such but yes india posted a very decent total on board(i.e 339/6 in 50 overs) with yuvi's bright 131,haan aaj i hav attended a marriage nd in that the bridegroom got AUDI A4, comeon yaar i looooooove that car and to get that as present u need to be overlucky sometimes,haan1 more thing our trio(rohan khushal and me) are plannin for a  hangout this weekend at khushal's place with our beloved cricket to make us feel terrific durin this hectic life........

JUNE SUCKSSSSSSS

well well well................

if you are a cricket fan then honestly it must be a bad month for u ,i mean india kicked out of world cup and wat worse PAKISTAN won it..............it was the last thing i ever wanted......well u cant do much in that........other than that my life is all about pain now(sayin physically)..durin one of my swimming lessons i got a leg injury....i was havin some back problem now its on verge of surgery(to be done on 10th of july)...cough and cold also hav a gr8 affection from me these days.....all in all everythin is fucked up......

looking forward to india's match tomorrow(true fans never loose hope ;))

nd wat else......mmmmmmm..........yes i have learnt how to swim backwards i dont know wat it calls technically but now i can sleep on water with my head up as long as possible........

one more thing i HATE MTNL.........they havent declared the result yet comeon yaar how lazy one can be against their duties.:(

rest is all fine

love to update u on a daily basis

nd i love myself (go on call me self obsessed i don give a damn)

I KNOW WHO KILLED HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he just opens his eyes slowly nd with half opened eyes he searches his cell phone which use to under his pillow....its 6:30 am 

he surprises bcoz it was jus half an hour ago he tried to get a sleep

whole night passed by but she didnt called him .....

now he jus try to convince himself may be she was tired,may be she forgot,may be her mother was around..she must had some unavoidable reason but she could hav messaged me , he jus defends and argues her inside his heart,donno wat to do...oh yes let i shud not disturb her right now, a message will work......

09:30am       

no sign of her call, message

now i m sure she must hav slept late at night nd dat was the reason for last night wait but its a weekday nd she must have left for her office by now she must've seen my message but y she didnt replied

11:00am

cell rings........

but its not the ringtone which i hav set against her no.

so no excitement it was a service call.............fcuk off

01:00pm  

cell rings again  

this tym it was her

 every complaint was history now 

 he was happy that finally she called nd she will give the right reason for last night wait he said "helloooooo(yawning)(to show that he was asleep and he was not waiting for her) she said" what is this , why were u calling like insanes, i was with my friends and it  was very weird, "

                   shaun said" i was jus worried about u thats y............"

                   jane replied "dont u do it again"

                   shaun -"okkk sorrry baby "

                   jane hangs up without sayin bye which use to be out of her manner list

01:30pm  

shaun waited for about half an hour for her call back but no one called

01:45pm  

shaun called 

shaun -"u didnt said bye before hanging up"

jane -"look shaun i m very busy nd y u always keep on findin the reason to fight with                                 me, i left home with a very good mood but u spoiled it all, now byeee"

                  

                Shaun had moist eyes nd he had nothing to say now he decides not to call her again

                 he keeps on cryin and cryin, no one was around to stop him to cry, other than his                            faimly with whom he never shared anything about jane, he has to check out for them                      so that they should not see him crying,

03:00pm

shaun thinks to message her

"i m sorry about last night but i called jus bcoz i cared for u nd u shouted at me, u must                     be annoyed with ur work but i miss u thats y i keep on calling u but if u dont want i                         wont call u again"

03:45pm  

 shaun watchin soccer but no intrest in knowin the scores

                                                                                                        

BARBAAD HO GAYE ( PAK IN FINAL)

actually na log apne dukhon se jyada doosron ke sukhon se dukhi hain

ab ise hi le lo main kal match(south africa v/s pakistan) dekh raha tha aur yeh dua kar raha tha ki south africa jeet jaye 

nahhhh .......u got me wrong i dont support south africa , i did it bcoz i hate pakistan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hands down i know every indian do

but temme why we dont want good team to win the match y we always think india should win no matter how they plays

when some indian batsman hits the ball in the air instead of sayin that why he did that 

we pray "bhagwan yeh feilder catch chod de ................"

kya bakwaas hai yeh

woh sala feider apni aisi ki taisi karane ke liya khada hua hai kya wahan pe

ghazab hai sab bhai 

ab dost kehte hain yaar kuch bhi ho jaye pakistan nahi jeetna chahiye arre main kehta hoon apne bande toh sambhale nahi gaye 

semi final mein bhi nayhi pahunche aur baakiyon ko kehte ho final mein jaake bhagwaan unko hara de

yaar ab main samjha bhagwaan kisi ko dikhta kyon nahi hai

aggar maanlo bhagwaan ne ek office khol rakha hota na dharti par toh kasam se roz pathrao hota 

furniture foonk deti public

bada chatur chalak hain bhagwaan ji

MORAL:-

whatever i hav written it doesnt matter i HATE PAKISTAN a loooottttttttttt

SUPER 7's OF LIFE

hey
kya yaar zindagi se thak gaye hain
zitne bhi dost hain aas paas ya toh woh apni job mein busy hain ya fir unki shaadi ho rahi hai ,
kya zindagi mein bas yehi 2 kaam reh gaye hain kya
khair koi marta hai toh mare par doston ke liye kabhi kabhi bahut bura lagta hai
waise kuch bhi ho shaadi ka thoda excitement to hota hi hoga
thank god ki mere gharwalon ne mujhpe koi pressure nahi dala hua aur koi ladki bhi nahi hai jo yeh kehti ho ki mere gharwale zyada wait nahi kar sakte aur humein shaadi kar leni chahiye(lolzzzzzzzzz) toh ab zindagi mein sirf swimming,eating,sleeping,thoda sa studying and repeating hi reh gaya hai,waise kal raat ko main XMEN ORIGINS WOLVERINE dekh raha tha kya movie thi yaar dil khush hi ho gaya,ghazab ka action tha usme toh, hugh jackman rockkksssssss
baaki main govinda ki movies ka bahut bada fan hoon
waise LOVE ke baare mein meri bhi badi deep research hai bataunga zaroor
bade saare facts hain kuch toh abhi batata hoon
maine waise yeh topic of discussion ek dost ka churaya hai par har kisi ko haq hai ki kisi bhi topic pe discuss kare
toh i will tell u about gud and bad facts about post and pre love hate relationships

so here we go.............

WHAT U ALWAYS MISS or FEEL AFTER BREAKOFF

1. no one who cares whether ur cell phone is with u or not.

2. no one cares what r u wearing today

3. no one cares whether u had ur food or not

4. no one cares whats latest in ur life

5. u keep on unlockin and lockin the cell's keypad ,looking for any missed call      from her.

6. u keep on makin her say that she is sorry nd she wanna comeback aur aap thoda bhav khao

7. no calls for 3-4 days makes u think more and more about her

WHAT 'S THE BEST PART AFTER BREAKOFF

1. full on neend(sleep)

2. doston ke saath tympass ka bumper mauka

3. pocket no more required in ur shorts to keep ur fon wid u

4. hamesha free rehna aur doston ko bolna "main free hoon tu bata"

5. roz shaam hote hi koi bhi cricket/soccer match dekhna

6. most important hamesha WEALTHY rehna, koi udhaar nahi doston ka

7. no one to force u for stayin clean i m clean shaven short hairs nd all that stuff

WHAT YOU DO WHEN EVERTHIN IS OVER

1. always keep on cursing urself  that she was always right

2. always keep on searchin occasions to keep her happy

3. always tryin to convince her that she is the most important person of his life(honestly)

4. loads of love messages conveyed to her on daily basis

5. never and never arguing with her again

6. making her realise that now i no more take u for granted

7. misiin and missing her a looooooooootttt and still loving her like hell

MORAL OF THE LOVE STORY:-

ab pachtaye hot kya jab chidiya chug gayi khet

TOUR de LIFE part 2

haan part 1 ki aseem safalta ke baad fir se aapke seher mein aa gaya hai part 2 part 2 part2 ,,

toh sharanpur ke raaste mein humne gaadi roki ek dhaabe pe,wahan sabse pehle toh sabne apne body se water content loose kiya(i hope u got me),fir chacha ne sabse poocha ki kya khana hai ,apni jyadatar zindagi aaloo ke parathon mein nikli toh maine toh parathe mangaye aur baaki sabne bhi kuch kuch khane ka manga liya, fir sab thoosne ke baad hum aage nikal liye...................fir wahi faaltu ki bakwaas aur meri light si comedy ne aur bhaiyon ke zabardast comment ne raaste ko kaafi chota bana diya.......le de ke 4 ghante mein hum dehradun pahunch gaye,wahan ek pavitr sthan hai SAHASTRADHARA wahi pe uske paas ek water park hai JOYLAND jahan pe humne dera jamane ka program bana liya(thanx to chacha ji)......bhai kasam se water park ko dekh kar mere andar ka paani premi jaag utha, dil khush ho gaya aur jo rinku hai na use toh humne naam hi AMPHIBIAN de rakha hai kyonki paani dekhte hi uske gills prakat ho jaate hain aur woh kudi maarne ko betaab ho jaata hai.......toh humne 3 rooms liye

1. chahcha chahchi rasagya

2. aashi chikki rinku

3.main aur mishu

waise toh hum saari raat taash khelte the aur soote waqt apne rrom mein rehte the

i mean hum paancho room 2 aur room 3 ke sadasya

bas usdin toh shaam tak water park mein hi tan geela kiya aur kaafi thak gaye the par fir bhi hamara taash prem kaafi ufaan maar raha tha toh humne Rs 10 per head laga ke maine chikki aashi aur mishu ne patte shuru kar diye

raat hote hote main kangaal ho gaya aur un teeno ke paas laakhon rupye ho gaye;)

bas fir hum so gaye aur kal ka plan bana ki hum mussourie jayenge

end of part 2

main tairrrr sakta hoon

haan toh bhailogon

2nd june ko maine swimming join ki thi par kinhe reasons ki wajah se next swimming class(under rohan sir lolzzzz) kal(15th june)  thi.

haan toh kya seekha maine,those who know me it will sound funny but i hav been sucessful in keeping my body light i mean float karne laga main.. haan kuch chuninda log kahenge ki mere sharir mein hawa bahut jyada hai isliye it was quite easy for me

but aisa kuch nahi hai aur badi faadu mehnat lagi thi sala isme,,

toh bhaiya ab mujhme aur michael phelps mein kuch jyada faasla nahi reh gaya hai,,

mere ek dost ne kaha hai ki spaces na diya karu apne bloggs mein woh gluing factor nahi reh jaata,

waise us dost ne kabhi zindagi kaam ki salah nahi di sivay yeh ulte pulte suggestions ke,

bas 1 ghante ki hi thi swimming class usme itna hi seekha tha jitna likh diya

AAG LAG GAYI T20 WORLD CUP KOOOOOOO

ok ok finally its time to say some bitter truth about india........

yeah by now u might hav recognised that i m gonna talk about india's poor run in T20 world cup

kya bakwaas hai yeh 

itni buri haalat

i mean they were considered as favourites what happened to them ????????????

i m still one of india's biggest fan but i will still say that they deserved to win in this tournament

i mean if u r not playing good cricket then u deserve this...........

and wat happened to dhoni 

i havent seen him playin good cricketing shots in past year or so

where is that fearless batsman

why he has started playin this wicket saving cricket

okk u temme y the hell he comes to bat at no.3 when there is bangladesh or ireland or a small target to chase

nd where the hell he put himself when a real blitzkrieg innings is required by him

sahi mein yaar

mood kharaab ho gaya

i m not pointing towards there commitment but as it is said "NOTHIN COMES FOR FREE"

u hav to play good cricket to make oothers call u a champion team

honestly speakin by seeing there present form they don't deserve to win this cup

ADIOS

TOUR de LIFE

hey mitron

jitna likha hai utni hi command hai english pe

par is se koi khaas afsoos bhi nahi hai kyonki mere ek dost ne kaha hai ki fark shabdo se padta hai bhasha se nahi

i hope u got me ryt

khair

ab likhna shuru karte hain

waise kaafi sust aadmi hoon main

mujhe kareeb se jaan ne walo ko nahi bata raha hoon they r well aware of this fact

waise har baar blogg likhne ka koi na koi purpose to hota hai

is baar bhi hai

aap sabko apne tour(i should say my life first ever tour) ke baare mein batane ka...............

baat hai 4th june ki jab dophar ko fon baja 

actually my aunt called me up and told me about their tour plans

i was surprised as it was totally out of my expectations

but then i borrowed some tym from her for some decision making

actually there were many luring things about that offer namely

1. my cousins were also going alongwith my uncle and aunt(aree unke bache , mere bua ke dono ladke .........samjhe)

2. i have never been involved in tours and all

3. there was a well amount of tym left before my next exam i.e on 10th june

so i took my mother's point of view and i said yes to my aunt........................

yipeeeeeeeeeeee

i was quite happy about this tour 

my uncle send car to my place in the evenin to pick me up so that all of us can leave at one go from his home only

i had butterflies in my stomach

akkk cutting everythin short i'll take u to the next morning

now we were all set to rockkk

my uncle asked me to tie all the baggages on SCORPIO(our dragon vehicle) top so that there shouldnt be any maraa mari for space inside it

hum subah 0715 hrs pe ghar se chal diye

chikki(my cousin) ne kaha ki woh raste mein mil jayega

to finally gaadi mein

main,chacha,chachi,rithvik,rasagya(unke bache),aashi(meri bua ka ladka),aur raste se humne driver raaju ko bhi le liya tha

aur haan chacha ne apni PRESTIGOUS RED SIREN bhi le liya tha 

bahut kaam aaya woh baad mein.............................. sab bataunga thand rakho

toh haan

raste se humne chikki(mere chacha ka ladka) ko bhi baitha liya

to ab

chachi ko dhyaan aaya ki unhone shayad jaldbaazi mein apne farmhouse(jo ki narela mein hai) ki light off nahi kii

toh chacha ne via narela jaane ka plan bana liya

narela(meri buaji bhi rehti hain) jaise hi hum gaye toh mishu jiska koi plan nahi tha woh bhi lapak liya dekhkar ki bade maze aa jayenge trip pe

toh bhaiya ab serious waali bheed ho gayi thi scorpio mein

dekho aur hisaab lagao

chacha chachi rasagya aage,

main mishu aashi beech mein

driver rinku chikki peeche

to sooch lo kaha jagah bachne waali thi aur uspe bhi peeche waali seat mein leg space itna ki rinku aur chikki ke pairon ka khoon jamne waala tha

toh bhaiya hum chal pade

chacha ki badi gandi waali driving i mean badi tez aur full to brakes waali

hum sonepat pahunche wahan se pata kiya ki saharanpur kaun sa rasta jaata hai

hum uspe ho liyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ab baaki kahani ispe mile hue comments ke baad hi sunaunga

byeeeee

gem of lines by nusrat sahab

ab toh haathon ki lakeeren(lines) bhi miti jaati hain,
tujhko khokar to mere paas raha kuch bhi nahi,
main toh is vaaste chup hoon ke tamaasha na bane,
tu samajhta hai ki mujhe tujh se gila(complaint) kuch bhi nahi,


sochta hoon ke woh kitne naadan the ,
kya se kya hogaye dekhte dekhte,
maine pathar se jinko banaya sanam,.
woh khuda hogaye dekhte dekhte,





jin pathron ko humne ada ki thi dhadkane,
woh bolne lage to humi par baras pade

ek aur koshish

actually mera ek dost hai uske bloggs padhe hai maine .............bahut achi english hai उसकी मेरी नही है toh क्या कर सकते है । isliye i feel ashame to write nythin in english.
actually i lost my mental balance nd trust in frnds after last month when my dad was in hospital nd at that tym whenevr i needed my frnds i find myself all alone wid my problems
then i came to know that there is nuthin called true frnds every frnd of mine ditched me
nd i swear to almighty i gave my 100% to my frndship but i dont know where i lost it
now i came to know that each nd every species on this earth is on its own
i hav been hurt by somany people in last 2 years that now i don feel like being frnds wid any1.............................

nd 1 more thing in every blogg i will write some very gud hindi lines
its my sincere request that plz temme whether u like these lines or not


aa piya in naiynan mein palk dhaap tohe lu,
na main dekhu gair ko na tohe dekhan du,
haath chuda ke jaath hai jo nirmil(rude) jaan ke moye,
hridya mein se jaaye toh tab main jaanu toye,
saanson ki maala pe simrun main pi ka naam,
apne mann ki main jaanu pi(lover) ke mann ki ram,

kya bakwaas hai yeh

hey every1
i m almost sub immersed in the nectar of IPL, but i cant say it for every1 bcoz i think i m one of those lucky person who jus hav nuthin to do these days........as i hav said i m very bad when it comes to pendown sumthin but i never regret this thing bcoz for me my action speaks more than the words...................i had a very close frnd named TIA i liked her very much nd i thought that may b i m the luckiest person on this earth but after a while i started misbehavin with her bcoz of my ego...............................................kya sala wahi bakwaas fir se ...............